Why I hate Hippys

As much as I love Whole Foods I'v been running into the same problem of over hearing really horrible or gross things said by very Hoboesk Hippies in constant limbo of looking like there about to go rock climbing....



not saying i'm perfect and I have a Hippy cuzen that I love dearly but I DON'T CARE about your Male suppressed vagina liberation conversations spoken in megaphone volumes or how when you watched Lion King on pot makes you a spiritual person because you think Mufasa is really your dead father speaking through a cartoon because he liked watching Disney movies with you.

Buy some shoes your feet make me sad...the end...